It's not only the animals, Caryl

Ha. Hu-ha. Ha. Ha. The umbrella's not trying to escape. It's offering its services as an arm extension to reach the fuse box when the switch invariably flicks because we're using too many electrical appliances. I found this out through direct experience. I blame the dishwasher, and I appreciate the help of the umbrella. Did you hear that the kettle has crossed over and is now against the toaster?