The Green Shoes

I wear the green shoes and then I have to drive everywhere. I drive to my meeting at the Park Hyatt. I drive to the bank at lunch time. The speedometer is broken. It claims that I drive everywhere at between 170 and 210 kilometres an hour.

At the Park Hyatt I see Bob from The Biggest Loser. He's saying how are ya to the doorman and then eating scrambled eggs and vegemite toast.

When I get back to the car it has unlocked itself. Sneaky little minx.