I'm inspired by a girl I see in the supermarket. Inspired by the back of her outfit. I'm right behind her in the line so I can't see what she has on underneath her jacket, and I can't see all of her accessories. I try to peek over her shoulder but it's no use. She's called up to the first checkout. Still can't see. Too soon I'm called to my checkout. Past hers. Still can't see. Do I want a plastic bag? No. Then she's gone.

I go home and watch Sex and the City on DVD. There are some I haven't seen before.

These are the questions in my mind: is Dan Kelly the new Dave McCormack? Isn't Judith Lucy a lesbian?

I like tahini now.