Tennis as an extreme sport. What would Uncle David think? Success through sheer gangly force of will. And Marcos looking like a puppy.

Sick of Regina Spektor already, sick of her and her cheap, juicy fruit.

The things that someone didn't steal from my car:
- the pencil sharpener for my eye pencil
- parking security pass
- FM i-pod transmitter
- parking fines
- the book containing my creative writing exercises from 2002
- Bruce Springsteen's Devils and Dust

The ways in which Gen Y is sometimes adorable, interesting, cute and reverential
- leaving a thank you card and a joint in appreciation of time well spent on NYE